Bitcentral is headquartered in Irvine CAWe lost out to one or two major decisionsMORRISTOWN NJ Jan 21 MARKET WIRE Ellsworth Fund LtdThe prosecutors disputed the claim by Dreier's lawyerDamn this stage of the offseason thoughL slumped nearly 40 percent Barclays BARCThis is truly an exciting time for Easy EnergyMedia ContactIABCChicagoKatie Schuyler312 2206332 or 916 Copyright Business Wire 2009The collection which features the best of JI am so excited to bea judge again this yearEvery year these two teams are among the top “sleeper” picks in the league and every year they both underachieve. It seems like we may be going down that road again but it may be too soon to tell. Cleary my first inclination would be 49er’s, so opposite time! (Texans)Jaded:? Alright, it was fun while it lasted.? We’ve spent six weeks giggling over sleepers and trying to distinguish spoilers from suckers.? I won’t lie, I enjoyed it, but it’s time to get down to business.? After six weeks of this, I’m washing my hands of it.? If it weren’t for games like this my record would be much much better.? If I were a parent (hahahahaha) I’d send both of these teams to a timeout and inform them to figure out which one of them sucked and not to come back until they settle on something.? Either that or they’re both grounded.? (Texans at home)Jets (3-3) Raiders (2-4)Indignant: “You're in the kitchen You see an air in the receptacle. So you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.” Now how much would you pay to watch Rex Ryan and Tom Cable fight over a doughnut lying on a pile of trash $5,000 $5,000,000? By the way, who would’ve thought 3 weeks ago that the Jets would be the team more closely resembling trash in this match up? (Jets)Jaded:? Seee, Sanchez and I are soul mates.? We both live on the East Coast but would give our left testicles to relocate out west where we’ll never be cold and our love would fit right in (I’m not gay, I’m just working an analogy – or something).? He’s not losing in California, right? (Jets) ? Bills (2-4) Panthers (2-3)Indignant: “Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.”This quote can apply to this game in a couple of different ways. 
You could either be calling out the ineptness of the quarterbacks or you could be pointing out the craptastic leadership and coaching ability of Jauron the skeletor impersonator or John “dumb like a” Fox.? (Bills)Jaded:? I refuse to acknowledge any Panthers game from now on.? I can’t figure them out and I’m not sure I want to.? The only thing I know is that when they win this week they’re going to be the WORST .500 TEAM EVERRRRR!? At least at this point in the season don’t go throwing the week two 2009 Raiders at me… (Panthers)Bears (3-2) Bengals (4-2)Indignant:“Well, I mean birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday No such thing.”“I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!”These two quotes are from an episode in which Jerry gives his best attempt to be a negative, depressed character instead of his usual “funny” self. The Bengals were trying very hard to deceive us all by pretending to be a “good” team for the first part of the season I’m still not sure if I’m buying it though. (Bears)Jaded:? Let’s see:? Cedric Benson, Carson Palmer, Marvin Lewis.? I’m NOT buying it.? I fell for two thirds of that kool aid a few years ago and then Carson went and blew out his knee dooming me to the first of what feels like fifty Super Bowls for the Steelers.? On a side note, I’m not sure why but I could literally care less about this game.? (Bears)Saints (5-0) Dolphins (2-3)Indignant:“How long it takes to find a bra What's going on in there You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all They have different cups.”? “I know about the cups.”“You got the A, B, C the D. I didn’t really have any other game where I could apply it other than this one The Saints are clearly the D cups of the NFL.
(Saints) Jaded:? Too easy, Indignant.? D’s are nice, but sometimes aren’t they a little too much? Eventually they’re going to sag and there’s no bouncing back from that.? (See what I did there) (Saints)Falcons (4-1) Cowboys (3-2)Indignant:“I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.”“He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they”“What's that suppose to mean”“This is our best model: The Cougar 9000 It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.”The cowboys relate to this in a couple of ways. They’re basically the smartest retard on the block, i.e the Cougar 9000. Also they are basically glad to have a semi-capable QB and fool us every year into thinking they’re a legit contender They’re handi-capable! But. opposite alert! (Cowboys) Jaded:? I have one question concerning this game:? If the Falcons string up 40 does Joe Buck actually die in the booth? His faux-enthusiasm anytime anybody scores against the Cowboys is honestly an insult to my intelligence.? I really thought he was going to throw his headset and storm off and throw a tantrum like Taylor Swift last month at the VMAs when the Chiefs tied that game.? It’s a shame too, the Chiefs comeback was cool and all, I’m happy for them and I’ll let them finish, but Miles Austin had ONE OF THE BEST TOUCHDOWNS OF ALL TIME.? ? (Falcons)Cardinals (3-2) Giants (5-1)Indignant:“You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition.
Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.”The Giants got caught with their proverbial wieners hanging out in the parking garage at the Superdome last week. I’m not sure if I am buying it that they have Uromeisitisis though. The Cardinals have been pretty inconsistent as well but picking the Giants would clearly be my first instinct, so. So then, this woman, the one who sold me this hair thing, she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so, I mean, big deal, right So I carry around my diaphragm, who doesn't Yeah, like it's a big, big secret that women carry around their diaphragms. You never know when you're gonna need it, right”The Eagles were embarrassed last week by the Raiders. They basically had their diaphragm fly out in the black hole.
